Ghostbusters (1984)

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– Gozo was very big in Sumeria. – Then what’s he doing in my icebox? This was the film that brought the National Lampoon/Saturday Night Live TV crews to the international consciousness in a family-friendly format – and boy did they hit it out of the park with a scary funny paranormal comedy that found a brilliant match with the best special effects available. Written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis who also star, it was directed by Ivan Reitman, who handled Bill Murray perfectly in a script that would give him his best role to date. (It had originally been dreamed up as a project with John Belushi and was totally rewritten following his death.) They’re a team of parapsychologist scientists who lose their funding at Columbia University and have to find work in the private sector – and it’s not easy out there. An imperious cellist called Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) opens her refrigerator and is faced with demons – happens me all the time. She becomes the gatekeeper for a god of destruction and the entire city is at risk but the Environmental Protection Agency and the Mayor have an issue with bad PR and get in the way of halting the haunting  … Breathtakingly witty, inventive and the casting of everyone, from Rick Moranis to Annie Potts, William Atherton to Jennifer Runyon, is spot on. This of course spawned massive merchandising opportunities and the team was put under pressure to do a sequel which they resisted for five years and in the early teens a third was in progress when Harold Ramis died. And we all know what happened next … This, however, is marvellous!


Ghostbusters II (1989)

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The great thing about this is:  the gang’s all here. With added baby for extra flavour. Five years on from saving NYC the Ghostbusters are in disgrace. Venkmann (Bill Murray) has a shonky psychic cable show while Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) and Zeddemore (Ernie Hudson) are terrible kids’ entertainers and Spengler(Harold Ramis) has a real job in a lab. Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) calls upon them when her kid (from the man she divorced after turning down Murray) displays some haunting behaviour. Add a supernatural sea of sludge sailing through the sewers – an existential despair on the part of city dwellers? – and a very driven diabolist (Peter MacNicol) keen to adopt said baby to channel the demonic Vigo of Carpathia and we have a paranormal debacle. It’s not great and some of the writing is lazy but the players all give it their best in this riff on the original. It’s zany, funny stuff and the baby’s great. Directed again by Ivan Reitman, with supersized slime.

Satan’s School for Girls (2000)(TVM)

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In the early 1990s, there were two cool girls:  Winona for the big screen, Shannen for the small screen (and they were both in Heathers!!!!).  Beverly Hills 90210 was an obsession! Brenda! Dylan! Hearts and flowers and heartache. Etc. And years later Aaron Spelling kept Doherty working including on this remake of a much-loved TVM made in 1973 (by himself and Leonard Goldberg, his producing partner) which starred two of his future Charlie’s Angels, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd. The story is somewhat updated from the original screenplay by Arthur Ross, who had a terrific TV pedigree including 8 episodes of the fabled Alfred Hitchcock Hour. Here it’s Doherty playing the girl who suspects her sister’s death at a New England college is not the suicide the authorities claim so she enrolls there to find she may have died at the hands of a sinister Satanic cult called The Five (was Harlan Coben watching?!). It turns out that her particular magic could give the other cult members the power to take over the world. Bien sur (well, it was shot in Canada as some of the street signs indicate…). In order to lure her into their cabal all Hell literally breaks loose. Doherty was of course one of TV’s Charmed sisters (Prue) and this was made mid-stream those series she was in (she was replaced, eventually). It took me a while to recognise Taraji P. Henson (her eyes are different … ahem). The effects are pretty good but not enough to conceal the skeletal  appearance of Kate Jackson who re-appears as the dean in this version. As with Charmed, and The Craft, there was a spate of witchy movies and TV shows in this era but I’d love to see the original, directed by David Lowell Rich. One can but hope that the Horror Channel might retrieve it one of these dark nights. And hey, it’s Ms Doherty’s birthday tomorrow, 12 April:  Happy Birthday Cool Girl!